Dinosaur Jokes for kids
Kids love dinosaurs, and kids love dinosaur jokes! There are some real
"groaners" here which I am sure you will all enjoy - and you can read them
online or print them out to share with friends.
Dinosaur jokes to print
(25 printable dinosaur jokes for party bags, classroom incentives, bookmarks or
just for fun!)
Dinosaur Jokes
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
What do you do
when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!
What do you call a
dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!
What do you get when
two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!Why are there old dinosaur bones in
the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones!
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don't-think-he-saw-us!
What was T Rex's favourite number?
Eight (ate)!
What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
A dinobore!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Stegosnorus!
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
I'msosaurus!
What's the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A diplodocus with a sore throat!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
Did the dinosaur take a bath?
Why, is there one missing?
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way!
How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling!
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm.....have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!
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