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Doctor,
Doctor Jokes for Kids
You will find below some classic "Doctor, Doctor" jokes for kids to enjoy..
Doctor Doctor
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Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What’s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half
the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"
Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a spoon.”
“Sit over there, please, and don’t stir!”
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor Doctor, I think I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!"
"How long have you felt like this?"
"Since I was a kid!"
Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!"
"I see your point!"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!
What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!
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