Kids Jokes - Food

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Why is a tomato round and red?
Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!

How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the kitchen!

What did one tomato say to the other?
You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What’s worse than finding a slug in your apple?
Finding half a slug in your apple!

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Where's popcorn?

What colour is a hiccup?
Burple!

How do you divide 20 potatoes among 6 people?
Boil them and mash them!

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