Insect Jokes
Enjoy these insect jokes for kids!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the flea fail his exams?
He wasn’t up to scratch!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!
How does a flea get from place to place?
By itch-iking!
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
An ant’s dinner!
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!
How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when your eating outside!
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play
grasshopper!
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups!
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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