People Jokes

Here's another fun page of jokes you can giggle at with your children - these ones are all based on famous people!

How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07!

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !

What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam
roller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Because he didn't know his Cape Abilities!

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the Ladies?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before!

Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!

How does Batman’s mother call him in for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

Why wasn’t Cinderella any good at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!

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