School Jokes
Here is a collection of School jokes to enjoy with
your kids. How about using them to get in the mood for "Back To School"?
School Jokes for
Kids (printable)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Have you heard about the teacher who
was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week
that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack!
Teacher: I see you missed the first
day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a
little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your
homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in
your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on
the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a
teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the
second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for
something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when its dirty and
black when its clean?
A blackboard!
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