Animal Jokes

Some of the best kids' jokes are animal jokes! Read them online below or scroll down to find some fun printable activities, and have a giggle with the kids.

Animal Jokes

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.

What do call a bear with no ears?
B!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!

What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!

What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.

What is a crocodiles favourite game
Snap

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.

What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!

Laughing Dog - Animal JokesWhat do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
POP!

Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam.

What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.

Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!

Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read

How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
Very carefully!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!

Cow Jokes Bookmarks

Cow Jokes Bookmarks

Why do cows have bells around their necks? This and three other fun cow jokes adorn our lovely cow bookmarks - and we think the kids will love them!

Farm Jokes Booklet

Farm Animal Jokes Booklet

Here's one of our fun origami booklets, full of farm animal jokes for the kids to enjoy. Just fold (nstructions here), read, and share. Perfectly pocket-sized!

Farm Animal Bookmarks - Jokes

Farm Animal Jokes Bookmarks

Here's a set of bookmarks complete with cute farm animal illustrations and some jokes that we think the kids will enjoy! Print five per page.

Farm Jokes Lunch Box Notes

Farm Animal Jokes Lunch Box Notes

We've designed this collection of farm animal jokes to be used as lunch box notes - a fun little surprise to be tucked into your child's lunch box every day. But why stop at that! There are so many other ways you could use these...

Horse Jokes Bookmarks

Horse Jokes Bookmarks

Kids love jokes - and a joke bookmark with these lovely horses on might encourage them to read a book or two, too! Print, cut out and enjoy.

Pig Bookmarks Jokes

Pig Jokes Bookmarks

Everyone loves a joke - and the pig jokes on these lovely bookmarks will hopefully make them popular with the kids and encourage some good reading activity! They make a lovely classroom incentive.  

Sheep Bookmarks Jokes

Sheep Jokes Bookmarks

Kids love jokes, and we hope they will love these cute sheep bookmarks full of sheep jokes! Use them as a fun incentive to read...

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