Farm Jokes

Enjoy some silly farm and farm animal jokes with the kids! Read them here or share them with our printable, bookmarks or origami booklet.

Farm Animal Bookmarks - Jokes

Farm Animal Jokes Bookmarks

Here's a set of bookmarks complete with cute farm animal illustrations and some jokes that we think the kids will enjoy! Print five per page.

Farm Animal Jokes Lunch Box Notes

Farm Animal Jokes Lunch Box Notes

We've designed this collection of farm animal jokes to be used as lunch box notes - a fun little surprise to be tucked into your child's lunch box every day. But why stop at that! There are so many other ways you could use these...

Did you hear about the farmer who became rich by selling all his cows?
He was a bullionaire.

When can you turn milk into cheese?
When it's your churn!

Where do cows go to see ancient things?
To the MOO-seum!

What would you do if you couldn't see how to get milk out of a cow?
Look in the udder direction!

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

Did you hear about the sheep farmer who stole money from his customers?
He fleeced everyone he knew!

What did the philosopher pig say?
I'm pink, therefore I'm ham!

Why did the silent chicken not have a job?
She was just unclucky!

What would a farmer who kept cows and ducks eat?
Cheese and quackers!

Why did the cows want to go back to the cowshed?
They were Friesian outside!

What's the most important horse in a town?
The mare!

Have you heard the price of sheepskin coats has just collapsed?
They're calling it the Wool Street Crash!

The farmer was carrying a sheep, a pig, a turkey, a lamb and a duck. Why wouldn't his mother let him go out in the rain?
He didn't have his goat on!

Why should you ask a chicken for advice?
Because they're egg-sperts.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!

What do you give a sick pig?
Oink-ment!

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