Halloween Jokes

Get into a spooky mood with these Halloween jokes for kids! Scroll down to enjoy them online, or print them in various formats to enjoy later. The printables make a great non-food treat to hand out to trick-or-treaters, or a nice little addition...

Frankenstein Bookmarks - Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes Bookmarks

Four fun bookmarks to print for the kids this Halloween, each with a Halloween joke to enjoy. Laminate for extra durability once cut out if you wish. Click the link below for our printable version.

Ghost Bookmarks - Jokes

Ghost Bookmarks - Jokes

Print out these ghost bookmarks complete with spooky jokes for the kids to giggle over at Halloween. Laminate for extra durability if you like. Click the link below for our printable version.

Gravestone Bookmarks - Jokes

Gravestone Jokes Bookmarks

Here's a fun set of four printable gravestone bookmarks for Halloween, each with a spooky joke for the kids to enjoy! Print, cut out and laminate for extra durability if you wish. Click the link below for our printable version.

Halloween Bookmarks - Jokes

Halloween Bookmarks - Jokes

The kids will enjoy the silly Halloween jokes on these five printable bookmarks - great for adding some spooky giggling to reading time! Click the link below for our printable version:

Halloween Jokes Booklet

Halloween Jokes Booklet

Kids can print and fold this little booklet of Halloween jokes, then enjoy them with their friends! You can find instructions for folding our little booklets here. Print out lots of booklets and tuck them in with your Halloween "treats"!

Halloween Jokes Printable

Halloween Jokes Printable

A fun printable page of Halloween jokes which you can share with the kids at home or at school. How about rolling the page up, tying with some orange, purple or black ribbon, and handing out with your treats to trick-or-treaters?

Halloween Lunch Box Notes

Halloween Lunch Box Notes

Spooky fun for lunch boxes! This special little pack contains 16 messages designed especially to get your kids into Halloween mood! It includes lots of jokes, a few fun facts and one or two "Halloweeny" messages too.

Jack O Lantern Bookmarks - Jokes

Jack O Lantern Bookmarks - Jokes

Here's a set of four colourful jack o lantern bookmarks to print for Halloween - and they've each got a silly Halloween joke for the kids to enjoy! Laminate for extra durability if you like. Click the link below for our printable version.

Pumpkin Jokes Bookmarks

Pumpkin Jokes Bookmarks

Here's a fun set of pumpkin bookmarks complete with Thanksgiving jokes - something special to enjoy with the kids over the holiday!

Halloween Jokes Online

What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!

Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn't very hungry.

What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!

What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!

Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they
drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!

Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!

What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!

What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula!

When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!

What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?

What do you call an angry monster?
Sir!

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!

Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!

How do monsters count to 13?
On their fingers!

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