Silly Rhymes

Here are some of our favourite silly rhymes ... we hope you like them too! It's always a good idea for a child to have a silly rhyme or poem they can bring out to recite when required, and these are short and sweet so will do the trick for younger children very well.

Silly rhymes 1 - laughing cat

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t!

Silly rhymes 2 - winking cat

The night was dark and stormy
The bathroom light was dim
I heard a crash, I heard a splash!
Oh Gosh – he’s fallen in!

Silly rhyme 3 - crying cat

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of  water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill collapsed with laughter!

Silly rhymes 4 - groaning cat

As I was coming down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away!

Silly rhymes 5 - bewildered cat

I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on the knife!

Silly rhymes 6 - dazed cat

Mary had a bionic cow,
It lived on safety pins.
And every time she milked that cow
The milk came out in tins.

Silly rhymes 7 - cackling cat

I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!


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