Valentine's Day Jokes

Enjoy our Valentine's Day jokes for kids. Read online, or have fun with our printable bookmarks, lunch box notes and more...

Valentine Lunch Box Jokes

Valentine Lunch Box Jokes

Print, cut out and enjoy our Valentine lunch box jokes. There are sixteen in total and they are fun to slip inside Valentines cards - or use them for class Valentines instead!

Valentines Jokes

Valentines Jokes

A bright printable page full of Valentines jokes to enjoy with the kids - a giggle for Valentine's Day!

Valentines Jokes Booklet

Valentines Jokes Booklet

Print and fold our little origami Valentines Jokes Booklet and enjoy a few giggles with the kids on Valentine's Day!

Valentines Bookmarks Jokes

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We've got 16 cute Valentines jokes bookmarks to print and cut out. They make great classroom Valentines, party gifts or just some encouragement for reading around Valentine's Day!

Read Valentine's Day Jokes Online

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!

Knock knock!
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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Valentine's Day Mazes
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