Valentine's Day Jokes
Download this printable page of
Valentine Jokes
for a giggle on Valentine's Day - or cut them out and include them in your
Valentine's Day cards!
Alternatively, you can read them (and more) below.
Valentine's Day Jokes
What did the caveman
give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses! What did the boy sheep say to
the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe! What did the stamp say to the
envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you! Knock knock!
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend! Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss? What did the boy owl
say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours! What kind of flowers do you never
give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers! What do you call a very small
Valentine?
A Valentiny! What did the boy squirrel say to the
girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you! What did the girl squirrel
say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself! Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
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