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Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine's Day Jokes for kids, valentine jokes for kids

Download this printable page of Valentine Jokes for a giggle on Valentine's Day - or cut them out and include them in your Valentine's Day cards!

Alternatively, you can read them (and more) below.

Valentine Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!

Knock knock!
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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