Dinosaur Jokes

Kids love dinosaurs, and kids love dinosaur jokes! There are some real "groaners" here which I am sure you will all enjoy - and you can read them online or print them out - we have 25 gorgeous printable dinosaur joke bookmarks - to share with friends.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 1

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 1

We've got 25 dinosaur jokes arranged on 25 dinosaur bookmarks - a perfect giveaway for a dinosaur-themed party, or just a fun way to encourage the kids to enjoy a good book!

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 2

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 2

Get the children giggling with our printable dinosaur jokes bookmarks. We have 25 in total, and this is set 2.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 3

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 3

The kids will love these dinosaur bookmarks complete with dinosaur jokes - just perfect for encouraging some reading!

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 4

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 4

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? Delight the kids with these printable dinosaur bookmarks. This is set 4 our of 5 sets of 5 in total.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 5

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 5

Did the dinosaur take a bath? Find out the answer below, on our fun printable dinosaur bookmarks. They print 5 to a page, and we have 5 sets of bookmarks in total.

Dinosaur Jokes Booklet

Dinosaur Jokes Booklet

When you need to keep the kids happy when you are out and about having our dinosaur jokes booklet in your pocket is sure to help.  Instructions on how to fold our origami booklets can be found here.

Dinosaur Jokes Lunch Box Notes

Dinosaur Jokes Lunch Box Notes

Our lunch box notes are a fun way to remind your children that you are thinking about them when they are out at school.  These dinosaur joke lunch box notes are sure to be their favourite.

Dinosaur Jokes Printable

Dinosaur Jokes Printable

Dinosaurs and jokes there is nothing more likely to thrill the kids.  Have them laughing out loud with our dinosaur jokes printable.

Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur jokes

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!

What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones!

Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!

What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!

Dino Jokes

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don't-think-he-saw-us!

What was T Rex's favourite number?
Eight (ate)!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
A dinobore!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Stegosnorus!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
I'msosaurus!

What's the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance!

Dinosaur jokes for kids

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump!

Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A diplodocus with a sore throat!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!

Did the dinosaur take a bath?
Why, is there one missing?

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way!

How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling!

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm.....have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!

Dinosaur jokes for kids

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