Dinosaur Jokes

Kids love dinosaurs, and kids love dinosaur jokes! There are some real "groaners" here which I am sure you will all enjoy - and you can read them online or print them out - we have 25 gorgeous printable dinosaur joke bookmarks - to share with friends.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 1

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 1

We've got 25 dinosaur jokes arranged on 25 dinosaur bookmarks - a perfect giveaway for a dinosaur-themed party, or just a fun way to encourage the kids to enjoy a good book!

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 2

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 2

Get the children giggling with our printable dinosaur jokes bookmarks. We have 25 in total, and this is set 2.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 3

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 3

The kids will love these dinosaur bookmarks complete with dinosaur jokes - just perfect for encouraging some reading!

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 4

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 4

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? Delight the kids with these printable dinosaur bookmarks. This is set 4 our of 5 sets of 5 in total.

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 5

Dinosaur Joke Bookmarks 5

Did the dinosaur take a bath? Find out the answer below, on our fun printable dinosaur bookmarks. They print 5 to a page, and we have 5 sets of bookmarks in total.

Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur jokes

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!

What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones!

Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!

What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!

Dino Jokes

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don't-think-he-saw-us!

What was T Rex's favourite number?
Eight (ate)!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
A dinobore!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Stegosnorus!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
I'msosaurus!

What's the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance!

Dinosaur jokes for kids

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump!

Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A diplodocus with a sore throat!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!

Did the dinosaur take a bath?
Why, is there one missing?

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way!

How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling!

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm.....have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!

Dinosaur jokes for kids

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