Pupil: “Benign is what you will be after you be eight!”
At 9pm the doorbell rang. It was the next-door neighbour, asking anxiously whether her son was there. The teenager was about to reply when a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mum, but he won't let me go home!"
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.
9th October: Canadian Thanksgiving
9th October: Columbus Day
9th - 14th October: National Libraries Day (UK)
19th October: Diwali
31st October: Halloween
5th November: Bonfire Night
11th November: Remembrance Day
12th November: Remembrance Sunday
15th November: Steve Irwin Day
23rd November: Thanksgiving
30th November: St Andrew's Day